Mommie why are you so cranky?

«November 05, 2009

TOP SIGNS YOUR MOM'S DEALING METH

Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain's mom faces 20 years in jail for selling meth to undercover cops in Nebraska. Fortunately, you can avoid Joba's headaches by checking out today's list of the . .

TOP SIGNS YOUR MOM'S DEALING METH

Andre Agassi owes her TONS of tennis lessons.

She bathes you in a sink, because the bathtub's busy.

Your jack-o-lantern had more teeth than her.

You dad is raking leaves. And has been for the past 36 hours.

Her business dies down whenever "Smackdown's" on.

You can't eat cereal because all the spoons are bent.

The only thing on her grocery list is Sudafed.

She named you "Joba".

You have to move because your trailer keeps exploding.

She doesn't think it's strange that the only thing in her purse is an AK-47.

You live in a 480-square-foot home, with an 8,550-square-foot basement.

Every year you get the same thing for your birthday: Meth.

Her nickname's "Crystal" . . . but she's not a stripper.

She has a ton of cash AND a ton of facial sores.

She's listed as a creative consultant on "Breaking Bad".

Carrie Prejean gets it where it hurts $$$ Thankfully

CARRIE PREJEAN SEX TAPE brings a halt to her LAWSUIT ! GOTTA LOVE THE LORD!

Don't ya just love Family Values?? huh? why is that these Right wings hypocrites day after day get away with their bible thumping goodie goodie two shoes attitude?...SO-with a Dildo in one hand and and two fake titties...and a ahem... Sex Video in her future they still scream QUEERS ARE DEVIANTS and not fit for Marriage and equal rights...

Yeap...Crazy Hypocrite has a Sex video too... PRAISE JESUS for a miracle!!

SO ......FROM TMZ.COM

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career
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We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

Sarah Palin- I do not wish her well..like many others

THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR or The Sarah Palin book tour to start Nov. 18

AMERICAS FAME WHORE..to the right wing Politicians- rednecks- and the brain challenged..is coming to your city!!! Grab a pie and welcome her...SPLATTT!

NEW YORK (AP) - Oprah Winfrey is only the beginning for Sarah Palin's book tour.

Starting Nov. 18, the day after Palin's book "Going Rogue" is released and two days after she is interviewed by Winfrey, the former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate will make appearances around the country, from Grand Rapids, Mich., to Dallas to Rochester, N.Y.

HarperCollins spokeswoman Tina Andreadis said Wednesday that the tour will run through at least Dec. 6.

Ashlee Simpson's diva behavior got her booted from the CW hit 'Melrose Place'

This TALENTLESS Waste of DNA...has never been on my top list. When the lip syncing bimbo shamelessly slithered off the stage during her infamous fake performance on SNL..i said..enough!!

from Fox News blog:

Ashlee Simpson's diva behavior got her booted from the CW hit 'Melrose Place', a source close to one cast member tells Fox411.

"Ashlee was kicked off 'Melrose Place' because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members," the insider spills. "It created a lot of discord among the cast."

Another big problem, says the snitch?

"She could barely act."

(If you saw her episodes, you know this to be true.)

But not being able to act and being a diva hardly set Simpson apart from many of the venerable primetime soap's stars, both current and past. The insider tells Fox411 it was the producer's need to bring in one of those past stars that also hastened Simpson's swan song.

The source says producers desperately wanted Heather Locklear to reprise her role, but couldn't afford her salary demands without cutting someone.

"They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show," says the snitch. "Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee."

Plus the source gave one more piece of casting scoop. "Melrose" legend Jack Wagner is reprising his role, too!